Naturally, I was carrying 12 pounds of guavas in a plastic bag. It might not […]
Category: India
In Which Ugly American Here Rampages King Kong-Style Through the Bus
The great and cruel thing about an indifferent universe is that my recent successes at […]
In Which I Probably Should, I Don’t Know, Take Up a New Hobby or Something
Not that my life was frantic before – I’ve always made a point of moving […]
In Which I’m Running for Public Office, Apparently
I read the other day that Pope Francis speaks something like nine languages, but instead […]
In Which I Missed the Bus
OK, fine, so The Bus Gambit didn’t go very well. Two weeks of living in […]
In Which I Fail to Procure the TP
This is a little indelicate, and I apologize, but: I’m almost out of toilet paper. […]